The Tale of Two Swine
There once lived two swine named NinjaPiggy and Trend.
They were similar in every way, except the later had a taste for the high-end.
This is the tale of the automobiles they bought
and how their purchases impacted much more than just their trot.
Every five years Trend upgraded his car and traded-in,
while NinjaPiggy made each car last for ten.
1975
Trend
NinjaPiggy
Yearly Cash Savings
$1,440
= (.18-.06) * 12,000 miles
1980
$1,920
= (.22-.06) * 12,000 miles